wenellyb:

lady-writes:

princeofsparkles:

netfliximab:

real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting

Real people figuring out they’re queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either

#real people not telling you everything about themselves is allowed

skamortuus:

eliteknightcats:

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

#there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready to be a subtly different kind of stupid forever

beste-glatisant:

akashicrecord:

cvckhold:

genuinely curiously wondering how many people have lost the key to their cock cage and then need to call… what the clinic the fire department a lockpick who is helping these trapped penises

they usually call me at my personal cell phone number, I come to their house, and I gnaw through the metal until their penis is set free

you’re like the mice that freed Aslan

dduane:

draculas-husband:

traditional-latin-math:

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe:

mywritingcannotbestopped:

Is this a problem?

…All of the above?

(headclutch)

jimmyfury:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

solarpoweredcreature:

sandersstudies:

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash

renthony:

No but in all seriousness, memes aside, much love to all my friends in the UK right now. I know shit’s about to be chaotic and nationalistic and shitty, and I hope the media circus ends as quickly as possible.

everyones-favorite-ram-girl:

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

twigstarpikachutroll22:

knowlesian:

honestly i am lowkey obsessed with how terrible we didn’t start the fire is at being a song while also being among the the catchiest songs ever 

this is a song that includes a man screaming CHILDREN OF THALIDOMIDE and then the next lyric is buddy holly, ben hur / space monkey, mafia

it is just one man, listing historical events more or less in order with no context or end and then layering in a chorus so catchy you will BEG YOUR BRAIN to stop thinking about it

i just appreciate that level of aimless, technically skilled chaos for some reason

(via @lytefoot)

still-godless-david:

richfs:

thestarswelcomeyou:

homofied:

Ka?!

love how he nonchalantly sets a fire extinguisher within reach before deep frying (good idea actually)

meow-moment:

guy who thinks hes a genius-level master manipulator who gaslights everyone so they do what he wants except none of his lies make sense and hes clearly not telling the truth but nobody wants to hurt his feelings so they all just go along with it