solazyicanteventhinkofaurl:

robotcorsair:

everythingfox:

“I rescued a pregnant street dog and her babies really enjoy hiding.”

(Source)

Translation:
My kids all like hiding now. I have one kid here… Where’s the rest? *baby voice* Where’s all the children? Where’s all the babies? Everyone’s coming out of their hiding places, guys! Oh fuck! Look at this! Look at these beautiful children!

@softbull